A little good news for a change....I just got off the phone with my bank....My account is closed AND can not be forced open. I explained in my other post I had to use the same bank.... Once I explained the situation, the girl was great and explained everything to me. (Embarassingly, the person I talked to knows me.) It is not their policy to allow an account to be forced open. I explained I still had stuff out and she said to make a list, fax it and she can repost it to the new account. In addition they can reroute my direct deposit to my new account.