After reading all the ways here how you folks skip out on your debt obligations without repercussions, I thought, "hey, I can do that, too."
So I took out every single Internet payday loan I could for as much as I could get and got about $3000. As soon as I got my money, I closed my bank account. And I gave them fake references. HAHA.
Sure, they'll be calling but I've got caller ID at home and work and a private line at work. What are they gonna do; pay day loans aren't even legal in my State.
I'm gonna use the money to go to Vegas.