I knew it would get worse before it got better, but...
My Huntington account was finally closed, so I opened another with Key. Key called me on Monday and I went in today after receiving notice that several of my payments were returned for NSF. I knew that my check was (for once) sufficient to pay these, so I went in and found that they had received notice from Chexystem and that they would have to close my account. I apologized, said I was embarrassed (I was MORTIFIED) and went through the process of closing out my account.