A man went to his Priest for advice. He complained that he was really down, business was bad, his wife did not love him, the bill collectors were after him, he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. The priest gave him what solace he could, then said "Go home, pick up the bible and open it at random. Read the first two words you see. They will provide the advice you need for your situation." The Priest did not hear from the man for several months.
Then one day while in town, he saw the man drive up in a Rolls Royce. He got out ofthe car with a beautiful young woman on his arm.